How dare you! She is (according to her awful website) an actress, model, writer and television host. So what if no one knows her or recognizes her from any of these projects. So what if she is still only known (i.e. barely remembered) for having a large chest and having good seats for Florida St games.

Hey Jenn, remember that time you were relevant? Me either.

It's actually a tie-in to Papa John's new Ultimate Meats pizza.

Those fans are gonna be so mad when someone reads that sign or this article to them. So mad, you guys.

I'm fairly certain you're trolling, but I'll play anyways.

Oh look, a Raiders fan being a humorless dickhead

I'm sure those Raider fans behind the Cardinal bench said nothing whatsoever to him during the game, either.

I'd agree, about literally any other team in the NFL. Raiders though? Not so much.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

The first hit dislodged his insides. The second hit put his insides back in place so he is actually okay.

Jesus, and you're still drunk from the game?

Dude. I feel like Brad Pitt at the end of Seven. I need Morgan Freeman to gently place me in the back of a squad car.

Everyone at work is collectively freaking out. Customers are coming in the door screaming. I may have sharted.

"I am taking my migraines and wet-toilet-paper ligaments to New Jersey"

Just when you thought the Jets couldn't be any less hip.

You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

Philadelphia 76ers' players, ranked

"This guy here is DEAD!"