Couldn't have said it better myself.

Still doesn't top this one...

Tebow, save us.

When should we remind them they still have to take the train back?

METLIFE STADIUM CONCESSIONS

If they die, they die.

In the middle of my life's journey, I came upon a traveller in the woods. He said unto me, "Follow close," and so I did. We walked into a dark vale; the mist was thick, the odor foul. We descended into a cavern, and there upon the shore of a black river awaited wraiths for miles. They opened their mouths, but could…

"Better than the ride on the H train." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

"New Jersey sucks," some people shouted as they came off the New York trains.

NJ Transit, also full of Christie cronies, BTW. These are the same folks who let a couple of hundred million worth of equipment drown during Sandy because moving equipment to higher land might suggest Christie in some way believes in science, and that's a no-no.

CBS is just trying to make up for last year, when everyone said they didn't provide enough information from the Super Bowl.

A certain ignorant segment of America is already quick to brand black athletes

"Lynch has done plenty to perpetuate his image as an ornery football star who wants to limit his exposure to 60 minutes on Sundays, collect his check and go about his business."

100% right. I agree, but damn Kluwe, you sound like an entitled pompous whiny child.

I agree with almost everything Kluwe says, but his tone is so obnoxious and superior, and his attacks on the intellect of those who disagree with him so overstated, that it almost makes me not want to support his positions. His tone plays well with our crowd, where we give points for being a dick if the dickishness…

Great stuff, Chris. I only have one stylistic beef.

Where will it stop, Chris? Where will it stop? Now you want a Guy to be able to be joined together eternally with hundreds of other guys?

+1 lustful puntmonster

Jeez, Chris, why don't you just marry him already?