Is it possible to simultaneously have the worst record in the league AND feel good about your current QB situation going forward? The Raiders are going to try to find out.

Finally, although crying doesn't score points

If history repeats itself, it's only a matter of time before Pryor catches fire.

We have to remember that Mitch grew up in a very different era: a time when water flowed like cocaine, and cocaine also flowed like cocaine.

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

Twerking with Morrie

Don't worry bro, it'll happen to you too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go organize my Semisonic CD collection.

Ah yes, I remember when I was in college and thought I could change the status quo.

I'm glad James Joyce finally got around to signing up for an email address.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

Craggs: CHRIS KLUWE YOUR POSTS GENERATE OPTIMAL PAGE VIEWS. WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONTRIBUTE AGAIN. RESPOND.

Why Your Position Sucks: Punter

Dear Chris:

I can handle the DS hate, but telling me that a HamNo article is worth reading?

Why Deadspin Doesn't Suck: Drew was a lineman at a D III school and never got drafted. Verily, he is no Glory Boy and can play for TMQ's flag football team any day.

YOUR A PUNTER YOU HAVE NOE JOB

u said it typicall butthurt vikqueen IMO

Raysism is losing his god damn mind right now. That dude can't stand being second best at anything, even if he's second best at being the worst. Now starts his campaign for 2013 Deadspin WOTY.

Hey Chris,