The Hawkeye baseball team has players who can't even hit .341.

Baby Got BAC

.341?

Why not relegation?

If you look at the highest point of the mountain on the right side of the video, at the beginning of the video, you can see the boulder come loose and start rolling.

You could actually see the hand of god about to smoosh a Toyota with a big boulder and then decide against it.

This was bound to fail from the start: the NFL's most openly religious player on a team coached by the antichrist.

Damn you ASPCA for ruining that song!

My life is all downhill after reading this.

You had me at the Jets suck.

Without meth, what would AMC do on fall Sundays?

And I'm sure no coal miner ever lobbied congress, went on strike or GOD FORBID sued the company they worked for in order to get safer work conditions and health benefits.

"Back then ... they just called it getting your bell rung and stuck some nasty crap in front of your nose, and told you to go back into the game."

Without meth, police wouldn't have jobs.

Well, I played 115-pound football, and all I got was a shattered fucking foot from trying to punt that goddamn anvil.

Peter King manages,

It's amazing that Prisco can simultaneously breathe through his mouth and suck Goodell's dick.

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Without the NFL, I would only be in a CO___ICT of interest in making this ridiculous argument.