Oh please let Urban be a big part of this mess...

Seeing as he killed just as many people as Dzokhar Tsarnaev, I imagine the backlash from Bostonians will be just as—HHAHAHAAH who am I kidding

Yes, but HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE JETS QUARTERBACK SITUATION?????

I'm reasonably certain that is not - in fact - the name of Gretchen Wilson's autobiography, and this seems like a joke that, with the benefit of hindsight, you might have chosen to keep to yourself.

The money in the budget that would go towards testing for PCP went for devices that could determine if a player has his socks pulled up the mandatory height.

It's stories like this that show the Rolling Stone staff is sick of being considered a bunch of Dzhokhars by the mainstream media.

Usually when you see "Angel" and "Hernandez" together in a headline it's about a huge blown call.

Jesus, Aaron. I didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.

Limbaugh actually called to ask Rich Rodriguez for his ID.

I didn't think Limbaugh would sink this low while trying to silence someone talking about Beavers and the option.

It's going to be a week-long series.

I'll say Niners, since they seem to be the majority pick to win the division. The Seahawks still seem to have some of the plucky underdog vibe so the expectations won't be quite as high for them.

Here you go, Wyoming.

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

I asked Jim Harbaugh for his autograph when I saw him at P.F. Chang's. He told me I had to arm wrestle him for it.

Ebony and irony

So, do they not watch porn in Utah? Mormonism is working?

OH NO. DO. NOT. Google.

Pardon my language, but it's when a guy cums inside a ... person ... and then spreads them wide open so you can see it all drip out.

I must be seriously sheltered... wtf is creampie? I picture this