Through those same glasses I spelled "colored" correctly.

Dude, the World Series win was 5 years ago and Ruiz is now 35 and has 1 HR and 11 RBI this season. I'd like for Iverson to still be a Sixer too but let it go, nothing lasts forever.

I think Amaro is just waiting until this weekend series with the Braves to decide whether it's really time to decide to be buyers or sellers two days ago.

Rose collored.

It was only a matter of time before Amaro's weaknesses caught up to him.

To properly prepare, MLB stepped out of the batter's box, un- and re-Velcroed its batting gloves, spat, adjusted its cup, spat again, called time, un- and re-Velcroed its batting gloves again, took three practice cuts, spat yet again, took one more swing, and stepped back in the box.

Finally, a legit excuse for him to not show up in October.

This fucking jagaloon should be suspended from life.

Show us your hand, Bud.

Riley was going fucking nuts.

I will fight every non-virgin at this Comic-Con, bro.

Hey now.

Good thing there's no black people on his team.

I'll just leave this here.

Dude in video = EVERY COLTS FAN IN MIAMI FOR SUPER BOWL XLI.

My take on the 10-year contract the Yankees gave A-Rod back in 2007 at age 32 was that it was, whether the Yankees wanted to consciously realize it or not, a demand that he steroid the hell out of himself well into his 40s.

Are you kidding? Possibly conspiring against his underperforming superstar is how he got an erection. He would have loved this.

"Seriously, I get no respect. I go to kiss the me in the mirror and my own reflection gives me the pull back—No respect I tell ya! Even my own hands refuse to hand-feed me my popcorn—I can't get no respect! I wear my handcrafted centaur costume to Furry Con and the guy at the door tells me, "sorry pal, mythological…

I always knew he was a quack.