Much prefer this winsome lass.

Bomani Jones is legitimately one of the best people on television, regardless of genre or network. Every single dollar ESPN pays their sports pundits should be redirected to Bomani's bank account, and they should make Wilbon be his personal dick polisher.

What those guys don’t realize is that Sterling has no plans to ever hire another Negro.

Well, in my opinion, in order for something to be a feud,

Tiger Woods was unavailable for comment, because a beautiful white woman had his gigantic penis in her mouth.

She looks like a lovely, well-spoken, intelligent, and quick-thinking woman who just saved her baby's life, and her own. I'm not sure what they want from her, this is not a runway show. Hope she takes these comments in stride.

"Local Infant a Hero After Stealing Bad Wolf's Mic"

Goddamnit Timothy (and Gawker commentariat), never ever let another story about Wolf Blitzer be posted without this picture somewhere:

This girl is a friend of mine. People commenting on her looks, really? If she were a man, would her looks be an issue? Also, you do realize that her entire house was wiped out. She doesn't exactly have a lot of access to makeup and such to look put together for a CNN interview in front of tornado rubble. She's a good…

The kid simply knows that Blitzer shouldn't have a mic.

I know.

And he's Wolf Blitzer. And that's not his kid. And the kid is pretty calm already. Hence creepy.

Mississippi has been practicing revisionist history since 1865. Big deal.

Well, this article sure sucked. Who the fuck watches baseball and doesn't know who Mark Reynolds is? He hits bombs and he strikes out, both in extremely high quantities. That's been his M.O. for seven years now. Welcome to the decade, Sam.

This time, they're out to find a deadly terrorist named James Harrison...

but we're still YEARS away from rock bottom.

There was once a sports writing hard-hitter,

Cool. I'm all for it. Let's start taxing religious organizations too.

Lauryn Hill is the greatest female rapper ever... hands down.

Just read the article about the ref. Good stuff.