Looks like the Cubs fan's girlfriend encouraged him to give the ball to the kid. She's a keeper.

Man in the video makes Mark Zuckerberg seem tolerable. I've never seen a more punchable face in my life.

Brooks has gotta go. Westbrook is brilliant when he's playing in the context of a clear game plan, and that was clearly lacking in overtime— an omission that has to rest on the coach's shoulders. Durant's body language as Westbrook was flailing around late in the extra frame said it all.

[Premise: Lil' Jon at the Doctor's Office]

This post had me all the way until the line "I'm furious that girls get shot in the head or kidnapped for simply daring to go to school." The error was somewhat rescued by the next line about the differences between feminists of other races and the tendency of the author to retreat to privilege by flattening the…

Darren Rovell is an elementary school crossing guard who never grew out of his job.

Roger? Is that you?

Over/under a month until he suffers a season ruining or ending injury? I'm taking the under. Tulo is an exceptional talent, but he has the physique of Mr. Glass from Unbreakable. To wit:

Southerners are still the worst racists by far. Don't feel too relieved by this temporary stay of race relations attention being focused elsewhere. Everyone still knows that your elected officials are still trying to deprive African-Americans of voting rights after the Civil Rights Act was gutted in SCOTUS last year…

Well done... nice to trash this girl and remember when Kanye actually had more talent than fame. Nice two-fer.

I count myself as a fan of the Clippers (Paul-Griffin-Jordan are a hell of a tandem), but if they and Doc Rivers agree to play the rest of the playoffs for this piece of shit to profit without any response beyond the symbolic, I will lose all respect for them.

Pictured: Nicholas Cage's entire post-Wicker Man career.

I've never seen a person fall for the first fake so many times reliably. You know he's been scouted on this and gets victimized nightly by people whose coaches have seen the tape. This is probably one of the reasons why the Western Conference reliably scores 100 more than the East— a ton of scorer/non-defender types.

Dear moronic tourists,

I'm rooting for Maverick Couch, and not just because I'm sitting on one at this moment.

Unless one of the phantasms strangled Manu Ginobili or Tony Parker to death during their evening hooker gangbangs, this is not news.

This just proves what I've always said. Mike and Mike are accessories to the rape of journalism.

Sydney Pollack? You're an idiot.

"Watch old white people recount their days transcribing numbers onto paper and doing math. Be amazed as a group of has-beens and never-wasses talk about their stories of fake owning players and winning fake championships." Silly Little Game, ESPN, 8 pm. "Don't miss it!"

Replace basketball with NASCAR and street crime (randomly one word in the tweet, because of course it is) with meth dealers and overdoses in the Minnesota countryside and you could make this exact racist argument in reverse. What a scumbag.