To be completely fair to Cutler, he played most of his Bears time before this season with Lovie Smith, a human shitstain of a coach, so let's take his post-Denver statistics to the early part of this year with a grain of salt.

And the list that was put forward in this article of alternates (Vick, Schaub, Henne) are…

Donovan McNabb says obviously true thing, reports it as news. Film at 11.

Apparently, ESPN brass are afraid of having their brand associated with "sucks." Too bad this is what most people think about it already.

"God damn it, Magary! I was so close to making it to the end of the season and you jinxed me!"

They'll franchise Cutler next year because he's already said he's ok with that, but is Cutler done with the Bears in '15? He's been disappointing despite having two-three incredible weapons in that offense and he still has a penchant for poorly-timed turnovers.

Someone get Burke to make a gif of SABANFACE. DERP!

Omar Epps is pleased.

He needs to get a big fine and/or a game suspension minimum for this. It had a direct impact on the outcome of that play and considering the refs missed it, it's a huge black eye if the league fails to respond. I expect the Ginger Hammer to retaliate with extreme incompetence.

Peter Gammons and Wolf Blitzer need to be retired to the Emeritus Journalist Hall of Fame given the "senior moment" gaffes they have assembled in recent years. Anyone who manages to make a dick like A-Rod look like a victim is not doing their job.

And already this person has been published more than she deserves. Can we commit her and Lara Logan to the journalism dustbin where they belong?

Isn't that a whiteboard? Seems weird to call it a chalkboard considering the coach isn't using, you know, chalk.

Speaking of crypto-racism, it's nice to see the ignoramuses in the Deadspin commentariat crawling out of the woodwork to defend this asshole.

The plays in the videos where Bogut is a dick to Kenneth Varied and SHOVES HIM IN THE THROAT FOR NO REASON WERE from last year's playoffs.

This is not even star worthy in GTA.

He was fantastic in 28 Days Later. Between him and Cillian Murphy, it's clear why that movie was a success (along with the great spin on the zombie movie produced by Danny Boyle).

Oh Florida, you are a tire fire which will never go out and never cease to amaze. +1

Damn you... I immediately thought of this reference after reading the article. +1

Martin: "How may I help you sir?"
Incognito: "I'd like to make a deposit."
Martin: [Drops headset, quits team, runs in the other direction screaming]

Richie will be required to wear this headgear for the duration of his suspension.

I see that Peter King chose a Twitter avatar that is more capable of nuanced analyses of sports issues than he is.