Chipotle.

This. is. AMAZING!

One of those LaSalle players stole Marshall Henderson's beer goggles.

There's a VERY subtle cut in the footage. Either the Mavericks were changing out two guys and the shot cut from one to the other or Wright's on the other team. Or Jae Crowder is Harry Potter.

Drew,

You forgot Mary J. Blige, but most people who insist on the middle initial are much like the women who have to have the hyphenated names, pretentious and insufferable.

So in other words, you're admitting that Jezebel is garbage? Thanks. Point noted.

Don't think you get the concept of navel-gazing. And the fact that he was a terrible quarterback is what's called a "joke." Google that shit.

I disagree, but +1 for the user name. Your eyebrows will be ready for pick-up at 1:00.

For better or worse (it's worse), Allison Williams is this show— overhyped, full of grand expectations and loads of seemingly legitimate support for the next wave of great television, and ultimately underwhelming, leaving you scratching your head and reaching for the remote.

And yet I would still rather see each of these characters and their real-life counterparts executed by an invading North Korean army in a literal remake of the recent reboot "Red Dawn" than watch this piece of excrement that many women seem to be calling "groundbreaking television".

Worse.

Depends, when did Jezebel become such a group of navel-gazing spinsters, using run-of-the-mill actors as masturbatory aids?

Uh, are you high Sean? How does Barea shove Allen there? He was clearly going for the ball and Allen clearly flopped in retaliation for Barea's flop on Allen backing him in. Honestly, they both should have been ejected.

Maybe the Washington Rednecks? Would only require changing four letters and tweaking the mascot and logo— they could even keep the butt-ugly colors!

*golf clap*

Thankfully Deadspin continues to be here to document Erin Andrews's fall from "grace".

Come on headline error! Interesting otherwise. (UPDATE: They fixed it! *this is how Gawker handles it, right?*)

I would like this story much better if Miami weren't a shitty program unto itself. They are probably right in this instance, but I am going to hold my nose when they win their case.