Millions of would-be smartphone buyers who don't think it's worth spending $200 of their hard earned money on a smartphone.

He was a huge dick, but you got to admit that was pretty funny.

Wow, Windows 8 sucks horribly with the Gizmodo website.

OH. MY. GOD. I cannot stand this. Engadget, Gizmodo, you name it, posted a cropped image of this saying a bunch of stuff about it. It was from the video that has been on the blog for weeks. Did any of the sites (including Giz) attempt to get the story behind the cropped image? No. Did not even bother to look at the…

The USPTO can't do that anymore because some stupid lobbyists got the law to change so it favors large corporate inventors by making it First to File instead of First to Invent. They're basically saying, 'Fuck you, unless you have thousands of dollars lying around to spend on a patent, you might as well throw your…

Millions of people use the Post Office. The only reason that they're going out of business is because of a stupid law forcing them to put billions in a retirement fund each year.

Doctor Who, anyone?

Oh God, don't tell me that's made out of... rice crispies.

You know what's really cool? A billion bands of WiFi.

Care to elaborate how the small software ecosystem is better? Windows can get more done for people that actually need to get powerful stuff done. And by powerful I don't mean Photoshop. They both get done what any normal computer user needs: Web, small games, and maybe some light picture/video editing. The only thing…

Holy shit I just figured out how Jesus walked on water!

Apple will obviously stick with AT&T but also sell on Verizon. You know how? Because it will come out on regular schedule on AT&T, but come out any number of months later on Verizon, say 3-6 months? Apple was probably planning to move to Verizon and AT&T ponied up the cash for them to stay. In that case, who knows,…

So, how much did Amazon pay you for this?

I just figured out something. So, ISP's want to make tier plans for internet service based on data usage. But, this would most likely be illegal and many ISP's would probably defraud people by overloading their email inbox with spam mail.

Fuck you. You just turned me off a fucking programming job. Fuck you and your fucking fuckers for saying that if you're a programmer you're fucked. Fuck you.

Was that Darth Vader riding a cat tauntaun?

You know, the USPS ships packages too, not just cards. If it fits, it ships for a low flat rate.

I've used WP7, and I've got to say it's much easier than Android. I stepped into a verizon store in the mall and tried a droid x (which I love) but Android is just so cluttered and slow. I flipped though screens of apps to find the marketplace app, and zip. 'Nutin. Then, I found out that I had to flip over to the…

You forgot OxiClean.