If I was Oprah, “Fuck this guy with a cactus” would definitely go on the list of new favorite things. “Everyone look under you seat for a cactuussssssss!”

Dear GOP,

He laid that one on a fucking tee...

I just feel like at this point that anyone who supports Trump has shown themselves to be a pretty shitty person.

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

Chuck Johnson has already “outed Jackie” three or four times, none of them were her, and all the girls were bullied off of social media. At least one of them was an actual rape survivor who was photographed at DC Slutwalk with a sign describing her rape. Chuck Johnson found her photo had been shared on an Instagram…

first debate, against 4-term incumbent president trump:

And repeatedly make deeply creepy statements about how he wants to bang his daughter.

This is the weirdest part. The rich-white-guy media protection is so strong, it’d be hilarious if it weren’t terrifying. Why isn’t he being thrashed? Is the media that much in love with the spectacle, that they refuse to do their jobs?!

I think it’s the very definition of “drunk with power”.

Yeah. But it should worry everyone. If Trump wins, whatever country you live in will probably get nuked because one guy made a joke about Trump’s hair to a coworker on his facebook.

Considering Ben Carson thought it would be a good idea to boost his campaign by insisting he almost stabbed a friend/family member/whatever who can remember? And tried to hit his mother with a hammer? And now Jeb! is saying he wants to kill people with his bare hands? The GOP has hit a new level of crazy. WHY IS…

Trump talks like a belligerent drunk. But he apparently doesn’t drink, and I don’t know whether that makes him more or less scary.

It’s really not funny anymore. I can’t imagine anyone else saying this and being in the race the next day. Can you imagine if Obama had said it?

Trump SHOOTS PEOPLE, calls the experience “*AMAYZING*”

“THE PEOPLE THAT JUST GOT SHOT? GOOD PEOPLE, THE BEST.”

We know. That’s why he scares sane people.

I think that depends on who he shoots. He’d probably get more donations for shooting brown people, but lose some for white people. Triple points for Hillary, double for Bern, negative points for Putin. Deeply negative points for shooting a fetus, neutral for killing an infant, positive for a teenager.