You and I seem to be very similar! Your account of what it felt like seems pretty accurate to what I experienced as well (I can't even totally remember how it felt!).

I think you meant to reply to thesquarerootof... I could not tell you if he left orange cheese dust on her boobs, unfortunately. No wait, make that fortunately.

Yeah, "it is pretty weird" seems like a liiiiitle bit of an understatement. Try: a soul crushing, eye burning, brain exploding experience.

Ugh, I bet!! Dorito breath is VILE.

My first kiss, however, was in my school library with a guy who had just eaten a whole bag of Doritos

WHAT WAS THE CAST ON, please say it was his dick!

Johnson wasn't only afraid to share her story because of fears over her own career; she writes that she was afraid to tarnish the reputation of a black man who had become beloved by mainstream America in a way few black men had been before. She didn't want her story to get the sort of legs that ended up damaging…

Thanks for saving me the time of typing out almost exactly what you just said.

That fucking sucks. Sorry you had to go through that :(

WOW. That. That right there. Gender and body politics absolutely find their way into the doctor's office and affect policy and front line care.

That's crazy!! My doctor must have been some kind of sorceress to get mine in without a fuss... I vaguely remember it feeling something like an extra intense, but momentary, menstrual cramp.

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Whaaat? I would describe my insertion as very uncomfortable, but blacking out from pain?? Not even close, and I am not someone who boasts of a high pain tolerance.

Um ok. Fighting tears. Wow.

The kids are alright, guys.

Umm I sure hope not! No allegations yet!

A-fucking-men.

...cooOoOOoooky youth pastor that was totally down and hip to our jive and cooly fresh yo, and understood our young feels, and, "...word, dog. I get you. I GET you, and Jesus gets you. Isn't that so dope and slammin'? Let's pray."

As much swing dancing as I possibly can. The best drug in the world.