My terrible gynecology story:

"I clearly remember making a joke when the girl said, 'What would you like.' I kiddingly said, 'I would like you to go with nothing on it.' "

That's the maddening part... you can tell they are so steadfastly certain that they are killing it in whatever "debate" they engage in... there's just no reasoning with them.

i won a soap box derby race when i was 7. LOL

Broad City gif party!

I am struggling for words with this one... I'll just go with the ol' trusty WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK!!!

MARRY ME, MEGAN MACKAY!! I PROMISE I WON'T PUNCH YOU IN ELEVATORS!

A story went around in high school about this guy I'd known since elementary... apparently he was fooling around with his girlfriend, and upon finding out she was on her rag, fingered her and then sucked the blood off his fingers going "Mmmm". I could never look at him the same way ever again. *Shudder*

THIS. THIS SO HARD.

I honestly know way more dudes who get this way over relationships/ romance type situations than women. Way. More. I don't understand where the crazy, clingy, overly emotional women stereotype comes from, I really don't.

Agreed. I cringed when she was clearly scared and trying to get away from him and then he tries to force a KISS on her... like.. that is the last fucking thing that kid wants right now. She's a little human, not your doll that you can play with however you like! Show some compassion and respect, dude.

Yeah... the human pelvis/ legs are not shaped like that.

Right? They are so goddamned likeable.

Yeah, and as a wife how could you not feel hurt when your husband all of a sudden becomes Feminist Ally #1 after having a daughter... what, you didn't matter enough for him to give a shit all those years before she came along?

Aw man... I feel for you so much :( All the internet hugs for you today.

This. Think about the fact that our mothers generation was the first generation of women to EVER EXIST with a semblance of equal opportunity and rights. Modern humans have been around for what... 200,000 years?

It's fucking insane how people (strangers and family alike) talk to teenage girls. In what world is that an acceptable, necessary or productive thing to say to someone? What are you going to do, go switch out your hips with a slimmer pair? What goes through their minds??

HOW does she defy age the way she does?? She looks almost younger than I do for god's sake, and I'm 25!! Serious kudos to her. Jennifer (Aniston) got nothin' on JLo.

Put your penis where your mouth is, MRA...

This is a very apt theory.... I have witnessed these symptoms in almost every asshole I know.