As a 39-year-old with no kids, Christmas is the best! I can sleep in, there’s no need for a tree or any other nonsense unless I feel like doing it, and I can spend the 25th in my jammies watching movies and smoking weed. This year my bf is joining me and we’re going to literally spend 3 days in bed fucking and eating.…
You’re wrong about a lot of things, but you’re not wrong about the tight scheduling of Thanksgiving and Christmas. When Canada annexes the smoking remains of the US one day, you’ll all realize how much better it is to have Thanksgiving in October. You’ll see.
InfoWars called him out. The President retweeted shit too crazy for InfoWars. I didn’t know that was possible.
(That said: I wish they wouldn’t fuck with Nellie Bly’s story. No need for “what if”s here at all, given that what she really did was so astonishing and influential.)
I say we use this incident to learn about the real story of the woman named Pocahontas. NOT the whitewashed version that Disney put out. Because the real story is Dark. As. Fuck.
Goomba.
You know what, it was funny. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. <3
Wow. “The slaughter of both Native American people and large birds”? I can’t be the only one blown away by how incredibly glib this is. Did you really just use the many genocides this country is founded on as your fucking punchline? You’re trying to be so woke about this holiday but the reality is that for you the…
I’m on the east coast and it’s bi-polar here. Almost nice during the day but frigid at night. I don’t know how to dress anymore.
or it means pork fried rice.
...and that’s why I love her. I’ve even converted my husband into a fan.
Definitely start the job hunt now if it hasn’t been done already. If there’s a chance to find something new before being fired, then that’s the best route to take. Being fired would give your friend a chance to collect unemployment, if needed, but it isn’t the best solution if there’s a way to get out before it even…
10/10 would nom a turkey in the presence of its ancestors again.
That’s where she learned to cut a bitch. Then seal the wound with glitter glue.
Mike Pence does not have it right about any single goddamn thing in this world and the idea that his “rule” would prevent sexual harassment/assault is fucking wrong.
He’s half filipino, which I think makes this even weirder...
ooh, I need “Not Ready to Make Nice” to get this crap out of my head.
If I was a drinking man is still a great song. :(