This “pretend” improvisation audition would probably be acceptable if these kids were average kids who are actors; the fact that she went looking for the most destitute kids, recruited them, and then made them audition this way sounds fucking horrific. Fuck Angelina. I’ve always maintained she’s not changed; she just…

How do you pretend to do improv though? Either you are or you aren’t. A pretend exercise? Her explanation doesn’t really fly for me.

I hate every movie or television scene where a small child is crying in what looks to be genuine fear or pain because I know the child is actually experiencing genuine fear or pain.

Replying to myself to add: Also, this is exactly what a godparent is supposed to do! Godparents are literally the people you ask to remain in your child’s life and take care of them in case you die. What kind of crap godfather would McCaulay be if he was like, oh well now that MJ died, later little kid Paris? Hard…

Other than introducing two more shitty tattoos to the world, I really don’t see the problem here.

As my wife told me about her “sane people don’t ruin other peoples’ marriages”.

It’s only weird if you actually buy her Saint Angelina shtick. She’s a narcissist who thrives on attention and extremes. She used to get it by pretending to be a bisexual, tattooed wild child and shocking soccer moms, now she’s moved on to collecting children and trying to save the world, but always for an audience.

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…

: ( Bobby, I think this is the first time where I actually gasped and thought “what? That’s not cool!” about something you wrote. : ( : (

Ok so they told these children “We’re going to pretend to give you money and you’re going to pretend to be sad when we take it away. If you do a really good job pretending then we’re going to cast you in this movie and then actually give you lots of money but if you do a bad job at pretending then the opportunity to…

The casting story kind of perfectly encapsulates the worst assumptions about Angelina Jolie’s global humanitarianism, and her response to the criticism doesn’t help matters.

Paris and Culkin aren’t “bffs”, he’s her fricking godfather. He changed her diapers, ffs. He’s her go-to when she’s in NY. No need to slather creepsauce on it. She’s just as chummy with Michael Jackson’s other “son”, Omar Bhatti when he comes to LA. There’s an element of creep with HIS relationship with both those…

What do desperate, lonely, hungry children understand about film improvisation? Serious. GTFO

Because John McCain expressing a modicum of human decency is not applause-worthy after other representatives have rejected this malicious, POS bill from the beginning?

She literally almost died giving birth and was told she can’t do it again.

Kim very publicly had high risk pregnancies with conditions that could have killed her, but I guess you can blame it on vanity if you feel like being a dick.

KKW actually had placenta accreta with her previous pregnancy, which could have caused hemhorraging that would have killed her. She’s been medically advised to not carry any more children. It’s not about keeping her body hot, you twit.

I honor his sacrifice, the shredded roof of my mouth not withstanding.

When Orrin Hatch said, “Transgender people are people. They do not choose it, they are born that way,” I almost shit myself. I don’t agree with like 99% of what Hatch says, but I was FLOORED about this one. And, frankly, happy. At least someone has some damn sense.

HEY now! Don’t insult Klinger. He still did his duty and did it in pumps.