Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

4:49 saddest moment.

I'm being tongue-in-cheek with my response. Mostly I just think real is a strange choice of words to describe something that is not real. Even Martin's description allows for latitude as to how each reader interprets the details.

You spent how much!?

Here is mine~!

I need an entire fashion line. Fingers crossed for N7 boxer briefs.

Most developers think it's too difficult. To them I say - You can build a mountain, if you build it brick by brick.