No! I had one woman do what I think she assumed was some sexy porno thing, where she just shoved the whole thing in as far as she could, scratching the shit out of my shaft with her molars. I let her do this for way longer than I should have, based on your ex’s philosophy. I shouldn’t have been surprised, because she…

And Hunter S Thompson, as well.

This is pretty wonderful.

I can dig it

My ringtone is from a song I don’t know the name of, but it has a sample from the host of Smash TV saying “Big money! Big prizes! I love it! (I-I-I love it!)” so I had to make it mine immediately.

I played a vampire character in TES IV: Oblivion and I foolishly placed a bet on an arena fight.

oh no I expanded a comment chain between some stoners and nerds and now I’m lost and stuck here foreverrrr.

Best thing about this was my dad came over one day and I said "hey check out this new South Park game, it's hilarious!" And my most recent save was immediately before this sequence.

Best dealer I ever had I met at a bar on an otherwise unremarkable day.

Darko's death didn't have anything to do with the wedding shooting. The Darko thing happens as an aside to the story about the mobs, with the twist being that the man Niko sought after for so long turned out to be a shell of a man by the time he found him.

I dunno if you can draw a correlation so easily. Hotline Miami is one of my favorite games, I've played it through multiple times and it really IS about focusing and remorselessly killing strangers with robotic efficiency, but I think I'm a pretty nice dude in general,

The games all seem to only be linked by theme, and I'm pretty sure another planet would be the farthest cry of all

Got a new Xbox One but can't update because of the Lizard Squad hack :(

I think it's only for iPad, I was thinking the same exact thing but I couldn't find it.

I think it's only for iPad, I was thinking the same exact thing but I couldn't find it.

The oil is the most essential part of my brownies, though...

Your comment makes me think of Bruce Wayne wearing jeans and a leather jacket with a large fake scar applied to his face in Year One.

I feel the same way. This is so awe-inspiring, and to imagine that this is just the beginning of these sort of advancements, I'm seeing the DE:HR ad in my head, with the woman playing Piano using her prosthetic hands.

Or at the very least a bottle opener

Spider-Man 2, Ultimate Spider-Man, the Ultimate Alliance games, Deadpool, X-Men Legends, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, The Punisher, LEGO Marvel Super Heroes, and I just started playing it but I've been having fun with Marvel Heroes.

1:53 some weird Fake Plastic Trees shit goes down