No, they would be the cutest. But Melissa is happily married so I'm just fine with them being besties!

I love that she says the rumors are not offensive because being a lesbian is not a bad thing.

Also, Melissa and Sandy trick or treated together.

I mean, I kind of agree that just "old" is kind of a pointless costume but it's not offensive.

OMG Honey Boo Boo as Kris Jenner. Perfect.

OMG the detail is insane!! I love how she goes all out and doesn't just do something generic and sexy which would be very easy for a supermodel to get away with. Love it.

I love celeb Halloween costumes.

What museum are you in? FUN

Yes! I don't remember if it was a blind item or just second hand gossip but I remember. And I remember being totally like "it's obviously that Rob Lowe is a huge dick because Amy is perfect." Hahaha.

Totally not a misleading headline at all!

Weren't there rumors that Amy and him didn't get along on set? About him being totally full of himself and asking his people to get him nominated for an Emmy?

I mean, I think the "I <3 boobies" thing is stupid as shit but taking this to the SCOTUS? It's stupid-as-shit-EST

That selfie with a photobombing Bey came out good actually!

I'm totally gonna check it out! April is seriously HILARIOUS. I have laughed out loud reading her Regretsy posts and I never laugh out loud.

MALALA DESERVES BETTER

Yeah that's one of the things that bothered me most.

Speaking of Regretsy, I miss it.

Yep, they never enforced the rules against mass produced items. Because who cares, they still get a percentage from those when they sell.

Why did they get rid of Alchemy! It was perfect.

IT'S SO GOOD THANK YOU.

I know someone already responded but it's sleep paralysis. I am super curious as to why it manifests in everyone as either a demon or a scary dark figure. So weird.It's been around forever though. Here's a 1781 painting depicting it.