Pretty sure that's literally her plan. It's kind of sick.

More from Oprah for those of you who don't click the links:

Seriously what the fuck. He is directly referencing beating up his old girlfriend and trying to be all cheeky and sweet about it. NO.

Responding to my own comment to say this:

The thing about Chris Brown is that he totally could move past the Rihanna incident and redeem himself. But he is just so profoundly unlikeable and so incredibly resistant to taking responsibility for his actions. He let his fans blame the incident on Rihanna, has never shown a shred of remorse, he constantly refers…

WADE <3

His dad just has the saddest eyes on that cover.

RU NEEDS TO GET ON IT!

Jane Fonda, Debbie Harry, and Cicely Tyson...may I be as perfect as you all when I age?

Pink is a badass and I love her forever. I got home the other day and turned on the TV for background noise and there happened to be a Pink concert just starting. Um, I ended up watching the whole 2 hour show.

This is totally the work of Mr.G

But Drew and Charlie aren't awful, they're just not good. Have you seen clips of Lindsay in The Canyons? Liz and Dick? SNL? Her scenes are excruciatingly bad. At this point, any talent she had is completely gone. There's no acting anymore, now it's just fucked up Lindsay Lohan saying lines. Sure, she was cute enough…

She really is one of the most entertaining Twitterers.

Les Mis is kind of more intense than others in that sense. They really do sing almost all the lines and sometimes they'll do a reprise so it's just out of nowhere. But I love that about it.

I absolutely love Retta. I'm dying for her to get more work. Her wit is on point.

That eucalyptus tip is really helpful even outside of the shark world.

Honestly, my favorite musical has been Les Mis since about middle school. I know, I know but I just LOVE IT.

In that clip of Lindsay on Chelsea's show she actually seems...there. She seems present and aware and not delusional. Maybe rehab worked? Anyway, it was nice to see. Knowing people who have struggled with addiction, it's always nice to see someone in a seemingly successful recovery.