You think I'm complaining?

Found using cheat devices

5 min entry. too soon i know. im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry.

This joke is tired and unfunny. Quit it.

Sacrificing resolution for your children? Casual.
Look at all that wasted space too.
Never have kids.

yeah, the original show was scary enough

That I can get behind, but those seem a little more.. useful I guess? If you could ride the pterodactyl/megalodon, now that would be something. Give me an easter egg I can do more than look at and I'm in.

I know it exists, as I grew up with it on my computer, and still have my copy. But for the life of me I haven't been able to figure out how to run it on my modern machine. Any tips, Luke?

IIRC most people in Russia use them because insurance companies literally weren't believing the claims they were getting. Russia is just that fucking crazy.

As a child, I had a great interest in breakdancing and archery. It was impossible to do both at the same time, so I chose neither out of respect to each. O how I have failed..

I love how the common trope is to instantly attack America for their choice in eating habits, when the items showcased from Japan seem 10x worse.

inb4 Invader Zim saying, "Worse? Or Better?"

You won't be laughing when those 12 year olds use their Xbox controller to control the drones that free you, after Putin invades your country.

Fuck.

Yeah consumer electronics are at an all-time low in February, I got a Nexus 7, a jbl flip and some other small stuff at like super discounted prices. Surely will go back up over the summer, but direct from Amazon, shoot, lower than even retail sales because the manufacturers are on-sale even selling on Amazon xd. It's…

You.... want them to..... remove the bottleneck???

Sounds familiar...

I definitely read that as Skyrim Recreated in Grand Theft Auto

My beef was the constant gunfights. Became tedious fast.

George Lucas just called and decided that midichlorians are exothermic, so he would have been fine.

Holy Moses! I almost crapped my pants watching this one.