The small teaser thumbnail picture I clicked on had me going “okay, that’s the render, let’s see the cosplay... wait, that’s actually the cosplayer?”

In your defense, it’s pretty obvious you have no idea what female skin looks like in real life.

I’m going to come out and say it..

I like it.

Yeah i can already hear the hate.. but come on, hear me out.
Scooby Doo was created in in 70's. Look at the characters in it. They are stereotypes from that day. Cheerleader, “Prep Jock”, Nerd, Stoner Hippy.

You are going to tell me that Stoner hippy doesn’t translate to…

Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Handcrafted Chocolate Bar

I was thinking about it and when they made Scooby-Doo originally it was like a bunch of hippies and their dog, right? So now it is a bunch of hipsters and their dog. Makes sense actually.

Well, maybe my childhood dream will finally be realized, and the the Scooby-Doo gang will get killed by actual monsters.
My baby-sitter used to sit me down in front of Scooby-Doo all the time. I hated that they were never real monsters. Even as a small child, I knew damn well that a guy in a sheet, dangling over a…

No it’s not, because apparently in this game, you can make money and fame as a computer programmer.

Going from Moon Career Path to Computer Programmer is a cold dose of reality.

Well by sharing it on pastebin, they disobeyed the game. Maybe there's more stuff that would happen if you don't talk about it online. I'm gonna give it a shot, but won't report back.

I’m not surprised I didn’t crack this. The first thing I did was share it on a website, and the game clearly told me not to make this information public.

Somehow I think that the venn diagram showing those who would pay this normally and those who are suitable for this cult wouldn’t ever overlap.

Exactly. He really sabotaged his own case and any artist with a brain and a decent lawyer would have won easily.

He was a horrible witness, both in his deposition and in his testimony. It would have seemed a million times wiser to just own the comments from the start and say, "yes, the song was influenced by Marvin Gaye, just like a lot of the rest of my music, and a sizable chunk of all R&B from the last two decades. But it's…

Yes, clearly the exact same thing. A fully licensed cover approved by the original writer is EXACTLY the same as an (alleged) ripoff of a song with no licensing or royalties.

That was a cover. Dylan got paid.

First, it's Yankovic, and second, Al's rights are well protected as a satirist. Not to mention he asks permission (which he legally does NOT have to do, he just does it because he's an awesomely nice guy) before releasing any parodies.

I do think it's important to note that Thicke's own testimony in this was truly idiotic and terrible for his own case. He essentially said in some interviews that he used 'Got to Give It Up' to write 'Blurred Lines.' Then he recanted on this. Then he claimed he was high on vicodin the entire time. Then he claimed…

Weird Al Yankovich was last seen fleeing to Costa Rica with a suitcase of cash.

Off-topic, but seeing Michelle Obama dance like that, with Barack head-bopping next to her is frickin' ADORABLE.