Hypothetically, could Arnold Schwarzenegger be his VP?

FWIW, according to the NYT the Chicago Police have cost local taxpayers nearly $500million in settlements over the last ten years.

Economist here. I’d just like to say Janet is the real deal.

*dog voice* Who’s a cute little political puppet? Yes you are!

Seriously though, that was a very nice gesture.

That's a bit elaborate, no? That would almost be like me eating at Wich Wich everyday just so nobody would suspect me of robbing the adjacent Chipotle. Only, you know, way worse.

There’s a pretty busy four lane road not far from my house. I’d guess 30,000 cars a day traverse the road. A few years ago I was eating at a restaurant and I looked out the window to see a guy riding right up the middle of the road on beach cruiser bike with a pretty legit sword leaning on his right shoulder. Dude was…

That would be a 10/10 moment:

“Here, put the bananas on the counter. This is a team effort.”

*starts chopping bananas with a sword*

The anger is strong with this one...

Let’s all agree to hopefully never find out.

C’mon. Be serious. Of course it’s a menacing robot arm.

That’s actually a pretty good idea

IIRC, toward the end of the Cold War we developed smaller “clean” fusion weapons that had really minimal fallout.

Also, why are we surprised that people with tons of sex hormones flowing through them are horny and interested in sex? They’re curious and, again, they have a ton of sex hormones flowing through them. Shocker that they take part in some sort of sexual activity /sarc

What does it say when Trump is starting to look like one of the more rationale candidates on the Republican stage?

I see something large and slow moving like a street sweeper being used to fill potholes late at night/super early in the morning. You could have sensors on certain busses and perhaps police cruisers that passively scan the roadways looking for potholes which would relay information to the anti-pothole drone army.…

That’s a good point about the limits of standoff weaponry but should we really rely on the Navy to provide sustained ordinance delivery? That’s a role that seems better filled by long-range bombers.

How do you think the math works out, though, after you amortize the cost of the ship and the aircraft delivering the JDAM?

Plz don’t text and nuke. Thx.

Kids these days. When are they going to learn you shouldn’t text and nuke.