On a related note: damn this guy must be super scary irl if a bear is running away from him.

Cool!

Damn, don’t clone the f-16 or anything...

Amen to that. In so many fields there’s literally no replacement for on the job training. In fact most of my friends had to “forget everything they learned in college” once they got jobs in law/accounting/finance/general business. Though I will say that my friends in engineering and medicine do actually use skills…

I have no game: confirmed.

In any country with a reasonable political spectrum Hillary is pretty far right.

Xbox was the right choice. This whole venture is just too complicated.

If I had to ballpark their net worth I’d say $200mil. Everything I can find on the interwebs indicates ~$100mil as of ‘12. People in that category go one of two ways: either they vastly over-state what they’re worth to show-boat or they vastly understate it to stay off the radar and for taxation purposes (e.g.…

This needs more stars. We can argue back and forth about Hillary on any number of topics but I don’t think you could get any honest citizen on either side of the aisle to say that she’d do more for the 99% than Sanders. I also find the circular logic of “she’s electable because she’s electable” and “he’s not electable…

I would just like to say Darwin got something wrong because survival of the fittest is not working for the squirrels where I live. You’d think that, over time, the squirrels that are smart enough to understand that cars can kill them would multiply and the dumber squirrel variants would die off. NOPE.

*sees car*
“should…

Hold my beer while this tornado passes by.

Of course I bought one last week. Of course.

Of course I bought one last week. Of course.

I came here for a Yo Dawg. I am disappointed in all of you.

The ocean is a harsh place. Boats sink all the time. Deep water, high explosives... good luck ever proving anything.

Tell me that doesn’t look like a marker for a white board.

Yeah that miniaturization thing gets lost on a lot of people. It’s really not that hard to build a big, crude nuke. Seriously. Building a miniaturized fission warhead is on an entirely different level. Y-12 was/is massive for a reason. Building a miniaturized fusion warhead is on another level still.... crude fission…

There’s a much greater chance of us developing a warp drive than of me ever getting on that sub in actual water. Could you imagine being a sailor getting on that thing? “Well, it never occurred to me that my casket might be green and made of steel.”

This might be my all-time favorite gif

Photoshop in some sort of pastry and it will be totally believable.

This needs more stars.