Where does one find said guacamole recipe?

It doesn't matter dude. Nuclear weapons made conventional warfare obsolete. There are now two types of wars:
-the type like our recent incursions into Iraq and Afghanistan where having a huge surface fleet flat-out doesn't matter
-the hypothetical type where we throw down with Russia/China, the ICBMs eventually go up,…

Is it me or does that kid have A LOT of hair? Like a ton. I mean... I'm extrapolating here... but I'd say he'll have a full beard in 18months.

Swimmers are freaks of nature in general.

"You will wait until hell freezes over"

I now understand the "like rabbits" saying

Seriously, lol. That does seem like it would require some sort of a "warmup"

Really? But they have to take breaks and eat snacks and socialize, right?

Six and a half hours? Damn. That sounds exhausting.

That took GUTS, wow.

Actually, I do it because I'm a competitive triathlete at the 70.3 distance (as an amateur/age grouper). Having the right body composition makes race day a lot less painful not to mention it allows you to go faster.

... and I race because I love it.

Does this count?

Battlefield 4 is an excellent game now that they've ironed out most of the bugs. To me, it seems like a lot of people have just never heard of Battlefield. I play with people all the time that are like "I just bought this game, had never heard about it before, this is awesome!"

This seems like an appropriate forum: my dog used to absolutely LOVE strawberries but would only eat them if I cut them in half. Weirdest thing.

Jessica Chastain, will you marry me?

*crosses fingers*
*says to self: "please say yes, please say yes."*

"How do you handle being super-bored in a really cramped and smelly space?"

This is the least Russian thing ever.

I know it's only January but this is comment of the year.

When asked about hydrogen, Musk called them "extremely silly" and went on a tear about his myriad of issues with the fuel before saying that the sooner we give up on hydrogen the better. "This will be super obvious when time goes by."