I know what you all are thinking: Golden Retriever puppies are the cutest, cuddliest things, on earth.

"They found me trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box in an alley in Burbank."

I don't know why but that cutout makes me think Deadmau5

Also... is that a pressure washer in the background of the one photo? The yellow thing? I think I have the exact same one. Huh.

"Accidentally"

Well played.

For all arguments.... your argument is invalid:

I did not expect this.

That's different from anything else I'd seen before.

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There are many different variations, that's just the first one I found from a quick google search. Most of them have integrated disc brakes so, if needed, performance would be comparable to conventional brakes. Depending on the power output required their addition to unsprung mass isn't too bad.

Very true and I kind of wish that websites would convey your point upon sign up.

Thanks.

Solution:

I get the fantasy of having sexual relations with an authority figure (for me it was my math teacher, Mr. White, in eighth grade),

Fair question.

At this point, Fox is just exhausting.

The Volvo V90 looks AMAZING

...and I can't get a response on a dating site

I keep saying it: dumb luck plays a bigger role than most people recognize.