I tip my hat to Xiang but something tells me that this won't end well for him.

As a guy, I just don't get this. At all. I've never heard another male comment on this physical feature and I've spent some time around some very shallow/superficial people.

What follows is a true story:
I'm a member at a nice golf club here in central florida. The course and our clubhouse is surrounded by large lakes. One downside to this is lake rats. They're huge and you just can't kill them via conventional means. Of course, we found this out the hard way. There was a room for dry-food…

Nuclear reactors ftw

That's still HUGE

YES! I like how you think.

They don't need to build a 1:1 scale replica of an aircraft carrier to test the imaging/targeting system of a cruise missile.

For the honor of Chicago... WAR!

Meh, I think the leadership in both countries is curious to see what the end game of this arts and crafts project is. Heck, I know I'm curious. That's A LOT of work for something that I'm 99% sure is useless.

...and your point? You don't think the old men walk up to those and contort themselves? Sorry, it's a real thing. Good luck trying to get that image out of your mind.

I can confirm the blow dryer part. I've seen it unfortunately and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

What about financial uncertainty affecting marriage? A lot of my friends have been hesitant to settle down because they've seen what financial woes have done to their parents, they're uncertain about their own future, and they're afraid of being in the same situation.

I agree with the part about 70% of NBA teams folding

When I die, this is how I want to go: being suffocated by puppies.

I clicked on this post expecting more gifs. I am disappoint.

This man is going to single-handedly take the WTF title from Florida.

This is one of those morbid curiosity things that I simply cannot not look at.

Men's locker rooms are flat-out traumatizing