Eww, no, make that go away.

Yes, even my local radio speculated they were cheating. 4:30 in the morning bumping in a (not) van down by the river?

The van was $11,000 and the repair bill is $11,000?

“has the nickname ‘Dom’ alongside it”

“address reports of air conditioning not working on school buses.”

Yeah, I don’t get all the mights and maybes.

The morality decisions come at the programming level, obviously. I don’t think anyone is arguing that the car has morals.

I feel like any car could self drive these tunnels, Ross Chastain style.

That’s what I was wondering, and I think Jalopnik covered that IIRC.

I saw one this morning that looked similar, and had not caught on fire yet, (presumably).

To all the people saying there’s nothing left at Chrysler/Dodge, I think that’s kind of his point. The real question is whether it’s even savable.

Seattle?  Rarely get snow, and I live on a major highway that gets plowed the moment we see a flake. 

“allegedly stripped to his underwear”

Lack of enforcement is the issue.

I just assume the student driver also shares the vehicle with their parents, who are not student drivers. 

My prior vehicle and my current vehicle came factory stock with summer tires.

Didn’t age well is being kind. It didn’t start well.

I assume this is tongue in cheek joking.

Wait your teacher’s face