The rolling started before the car hit anything (other than the other car) and seems to mostly have been further/faster rolled by the front tire catching the curb.  The polls were just....there.

Seems he mostly has a problem with the name. My family had the Plymouth version with a stick. They certainly weren’t the shittiest cars of their time.

Is it defeatable?

Sounds better than MP3's.  Fight me.

Calling it a “Dark Horse” is a bit misleading in the engine department. It’s just a stock Bronco motor with “a tune” and no dyno info to back anything up.

Not rats, but snakes. I’m sure you’ve seen the documentary.

Well today I learned the Mirai has a relief valve. I assumed it just dripped everywhere like an 80-year-old man finishing a piss. So could you water your plants with it?

Two things:

The Caliber was precisely the first thing that came to mind. At least is had a “Chill Zone” I guess?  Did anyone ever use that?  

Well, this comment can.

Kind of interesting that it’s financed through BMW. How many manufacturers finance used cars? I always assumed manufacturers would only finance to push new metal.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing this era of Focus interiors. Holy shit, did Cerebus own Ford for a while also?

Does Donald Trump have a driver’s license. This is actually a good question.

I noticed they also brought back the “woman in a wife beater” look.

Proving my statement.

The fact that “trucks” are allowed during the day and not at night makes it sound to me like this rule was originally meant for contractors’ work trucks and such. Not intended for a homeowner that has a pickup. Interpretation seems to be the problem, because the rule makes no sense otherwise. 

I think I saw one. It was going the opposite direction and I only got a quick glance, but it looked and sounded the part. Silly me, I was trying to pay attention to where I was going rather than the car in my side mirror headed the other way.

Yes, dome lights hurt night visibility, and potentially attract unwanted police attention. “Well look who dropped their weed!”

No, she tried to flee with him. He declined.

I can’t watch the video that’s embedded here, but I did see this video at home last night, and the version I saw extended far enough for her to say (I’m paraphrasing). “I can’t take responsibility for this.” And him saying, “Oh, you’re going to take responsibility for this.”