I have a feeling some of these would be deemed too dangerous in America. Particularly the ones with the rock wall footholds. Wish it wasn't so.

Here was a random server in LA.

Oh, I realize it's silly to try to teach a pig to sing. Even I can come up with plenty of BS to explain away this phenomenon. It still wouldn't make the BS true.

As a TWC customer all I can say is

That's surprisingly terrifying. Every global climate change denier should be required to watch it.

I hate you.

That's amazing. How do you ever manage the rapid inrush of high definition porn?

It is not only men. Before my husband and I got engaged I asked him not to buy me a diamond ring, or any ring for that matter, because it's a waste of money.

I live in Kansas City, Kansas and yes google fiber is fucking awesome in every way. Have had it six months with not 1 second of downtime and speeds like this.

They get your money every month for the service? That's not free, is it?

200 year old douche? That's no way to talk about Larry King ....

I thought this article was going to be about a dead politician

Needs a banana for scale.

Eh. Speaking as a woman with feels it's still a fucking waste of money.

Buy an engagement ring and you get the wife for free.

30 bucks says that a chevron exec wiped their ass with every gift certificate… while laughing at poor people dance for nickles.

Doesn't matter, free food!