You know the last time you guys did dick stories you got sued into bankruptcy.

Wow, the only time I’ve gotten road head was in Florida.

Why not post sheriff Clarke’s speech?

He’s just been going after easy targets and appealing to the opinion of his audience

Ditch this open office bull shit and I’ll grin ear to ear

Racist

Cocaine is a helluva drug

I hate this team so much the only reason I follow them anymore is so I have plenty of ammo for Why Your Team Sucks

We were sick of the bullshit. This was the most fitting send off for Ed Snider.

I usually just wear them during sexy time

Truth. I was already preparing my rage

Philly is a great, affordable city with a vibrant arts and food scene. Our sports teams suck but they’re easily accessible. The Pope and the DNC can’t be wrong.

Yup, USAA does and I used them for my mortgage. Worked flawlessly.

Given the area of most southern cities, I wouldn’t be surprised if their impact was nulled by what would be a different county in larger cities.

Oh shit, he’s gonna be really confused when he comes to Philly today and finds out we still use tokens.

Yeah I’m confused. They made history by... Not being the worst.

... Can’t tell if trolling or truly stupid. The national broadcast was on tbs, they had homer announcers for tbs and tru tv

k...so your brand is anti-brand

came here to say the same, but this is a pretty good essentials list after reading it.

When nearly every significant factor is accounted for, the gap shrinks to 95%. This has been covered for a while now. You want to talk about that 5%, I’m on board. That 75-80% stat is just a flat out misleading number.