This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…

Before even reading the article, this heading is everything. Erin, you're my inner goddess. *Bites lip*

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

Well he just ruined his two nice dicks for me with that BS cervix story. Why do so many men think that's hot? Kinks and all, getting your cervix bruised by sex hurts (not so bad during for me, but after it's not fun). Prolapse is painful and horrible, I assume, and not something anyone should go through and not…

He's claiming that he ripped a woman's cervix from her body and that her response to that was to debate him?? This represents a deep failure of imagination on his part.

Texas gave you Matthew McConaughey's abs, too. Now you apologise and thank Texas!

I know this is most definitely not what movie studios are looking at, but her acting is far better than Hemsworth from what I've seen, whether she'd won an Oscar 10 years ago or not, and she's the better known star. I'm barely aware of the man as a 20-something because he's just the Thor guy to me. Charlize Theron is…

I like to think of it as sort of being a fundamentally unfair dice game. Hemsworth has 3 dice to Theron's 2 or whatever and high roll wins.

Zing!

Charlize Theron was going to get paid less than Chris Hemsworth?

I'm torn between 'I can't believe they would pay her less! Good on her for negotiating!' And 'holy shit that's so much money. Charlize wanna pay my student loans? I ate popcorn for dinner :/'

It's pretty ridiculous that an Oscar-winning actress who is widely considered one of the best at her craft would have to negotiate that substantial a pay raise to be equal to "not the one who was engaged to Miley."

Kind of tangentially related, it's always pissed me off that women usually get second billing in a film, even if they're A-List to her co-star's B-List.
I've seen way too many movie posters like

So the big name star of the mo I is offers less than the guy in it. What is it about having a vag and tits that makes women worth less?

I am a native born, East Dallas, Yellow Dog Democrat living in Austin that believes all Texas Repugs are a plaugue on this state.......how's that for ya?

No! We all don't feel that way. Do not discriminate against one state because our majority leaders are bigots.

We also gave you Lloyd Benson, Wendy Davis, Anne Richards, the Castro brothers (the NON-Communist ones), and Sheila Jackson-Lee (I'm not too fond of that last one, but she keeps getting re-elected). Sorry about the others, though.

I'd like to think that we, as Texans, can come up with a better excuse than gay marriage to holler about succession with.