Let's make this required reading for every moron who says WWIII would be awesome.

Five bucks says Sousa is Carter's future husband.

Evil genius in training, much?

Ok, Mr. I Dont Watch Adult Cartoons lol. I dont watch either regularly, but there's no denying Simpsons has tried to emulate them and done it very poorly. They should have let it die a graceful death a decade ago or more.

They've repeatedly tried to make the show more edgy since Family Guy and South Park came along.

My firstborn son shall be named LightningFist ThunderDick

One is fresh, relevant and engaging after a decade, the other is the simpsons... God, I hate that show. The longer it goes on, the more I despise it for trying to ape the success of other contemporary adult cartoons instead of doing what Futurama was allowed to do (even though it was cancelled like 11 times)

well, Thor 2 was a November release. Ant man was meant to be one, i thought. It's a solid date for sure though, unless bond 24 comes out the 9th lol

Oh dear god, please don't let them smallville the idea of powers for the Flash. They established metahumans were possible when Barry was a child and on Arrow, they don't all need to come from Starlabs.

Only two weeks until GotG comes out!!!!! OMG GAAAAAAH. I Are have so much excite!

That is oddly brilliant. The only name that came to mind for me for her had been Alice Eve and that's just based on her STID haircut :P

No Neil Marshall for season 5 of GoT? That makes me kind of sad, yet there aren't any epic battles I can think of. Still, I hope they stick with the ep 9 tradition of a single narrative.

The entire left side of the "events" pamphlet is selling attractions that have gone wrong in the previous movies. I'm calling bullshit.

and that's how you become megarich ahead of the 2016 election :P

Why does his cat look like sheeb/Doge?

Not in that kind of detail. All of those things exist as individual websites, but the sheer amount of data combining them all would be staggering.

Five bucks says Ted Cruz personally made that change lol

I've got to agree. Unfortunately, most people don't know shit about how the government works and those 1,000+ good faith edits were aids helping explain things.

This is the best possible way to fuck with a conspiracy theorist. Seriously though, this deserves a medal... just not like a congressional one?

This is the worst idea ever. This might be cool over one season, but imagine a five season run and they reveal in the finale that it was randomguy_003 from season2 episode 7 who we havent seen since...