I'm just not sure many people would want one during a winter storm.

This part is utter bullshit:

Aw, shit. Now the porn industry is going to move to Wyoming, now...

It's a little more complicated than what your everyday dude likes when watching porn. Most performers are against them for safety, health, and choice reasons - especially female performers. Filming scenes can take hours, and condoms increase friction, micro tears, and pain in the vagina and anus. This means female…

So he can be ignored by twice as many people?

Maybe he should discover bisexuality

It's definitely a power track. A LOT of the corners are 100+mph, even in a road car. I'm not so sure it would be fun in my E30 or Fiesta ST.

Now imagine the Villains who drive these cars manipulating this technology to aid them in their quests to murder all of London's bike messengers.

"That what you do with these straps. You just go."

Mama needs her big gulp! Damn lottery tickets.

My only argument with this gif is that Bugs doesn't go far enough. You don't cure the cancer by only cutting off part of the tumor.

Fuck anyone who complains about this gif being overused.

a true classic never goes out of style

Adding insult to injury, the church has reportedly not reimbursed the family for the cost of the funeral.

In other words, it's a comfortable, uninspired, boring vehicle, that will easily get you from point A to point B trouble free for years. I never thought Lincoln would be trying to be Toyota.

I can't even with this douche.

I'm sorry if you are taking offense, but I think you're misunderstanding the term. I'm using "class" as a specific legal term in employment discrimination law, not colloquially to make a value judgment or generalization about anyone. Title VII and the civil rights law protects certain traits from being used as a…

Or perhaps they will detect that it is not going to start up in the morning and dispatch a flat bed to come pick it up and leave you with a loaner so you can get to work in the morning...

It doesn't need to "tilt" or lean... The T-Rex doesn't, nor the Sling Shot, nor the Morgan.