How about some of those big Infinity V8s? (Not the actual linked cars, just pics to quickly refresh the ol memory)

Buick Park Avenue Ultra with the 3.8 Supercharged or Regal GS also with the 3.8 Supercharged fits this challenge perfectly. I couldn't find one on Ebay for an appropriate price, but you can regularly find them on Craigslist for $2000. $8000 of maintenance and mods, and you'd be the fastest grandpa on the street. Go…

mazdaspeed6 for $7k so some cash left for a tune and a downpipe :)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mazda-Mazd…

I was in Denver. Smallish city but a city all the same. And yeah, it taught me street smarts, something sorely lacking in a lot of molly-coddled, helicopter-parented kids these days.

Best I can do.

What? To anyone with reading comprehension skills, he's saying that some of the 2% of people who are pedophiles are priests, etc, not that 2% of priests are pedophiles.

Enforcement of this will be nonexistent.

These never even went down in value, really. They started a little north of $100k, and stayed north of $90k. And it's based on the E39! Good pick.

You're doing it right.

Before you all jump on me, I am not being a dick here, just genuinely curious.

Ha ha ha ha! The window in the hood gives away the joke: This isn't a Ferrari - it's a Vette with a hideous body kit!

Soccer is a sport that requires you to be at peak condition, in order to run for two 45 minute periods straight a match. But you also have to be incredibly strong in order to shrug off tackles and rocket balls 40 yards down the pitch into the net. Every pro soccer player is built like fucking Adonais.

THERE ARE. There just weren't then. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_shie…

I'm a feminist and I think she's a twerp. Did some major feminist group declare that we all had to like/support Gaga? Did I miss the meeting???

Dogs that show "repeated unprovoked aggressive action" need to be put down. Sorry. Aggressive dogs like that cannot be ethically adopted out-they can be dangerous to everyone around them. I cannot think of a single humane society or shelter that would take a dog with that sort of behavioral history.

Sexists believe all women are whores. It's just a matter of time and control. Being a whore is bad, ergo women lie. Being a whore as well means women aren't entitled to say no. But men want to have sex with women. If you do anything sexual with one guy, you're a slut, but if you don't you're conceited. You…

Yeah and S8...that's not unlikely at all.

Well it's a good thing Lincoln doesn't charge "extra" for their hybrid model-

Just more proof that eyewitnesses are the least reliable evidence. I wish more prosecutors, and especially jurors, accepted this fact.

That's a pretty extreme one or the other, but if pressed, I'd have to say I'd choose for dogs to exist.