"Don't tread on me, motherfucker!"

Nah...most of them are white.

Bluetooth earpiece a new sign of dickweed?

The most dishonest cars now. I'll start:

The neighbor's good beagle escapes and it races through the neighborhood, baying and barking, hunting rabbits. Was the beagle unsocialized, abused, trained to bark and sniff? No, its a good beagle acting on centuries of instinct.

And yet, a cat that attacks a baby gets a fucking therapist. This is precisely why I hate the cat fetishist crowd.

Not all dogs.

Who cares? Did this dog have a wife and kids relying on him to bring home the bacon? LOL.

I really feel for you. You keep trying to point this out to the angry mob, but they ignore. It was pretty obvious before you did this that it was a combo of bad pose, and odd body shape. But, noooo, Jezebel has jumped the shark into body shaming everyone from Lena Dunham to skinny models. They can't seem to grasp that…

That was my thought; she's REALLY thin to begin with, and it's a very awkward pose. With a model that thin you don't really need to lop off anything in post.

Hey, looks like you were right. All those people complaining must feel pretty silly right now. Nice of Jez to actually post the update :)

I've got to tell you guys, I have a thin waist and a pretty significant pair of hips on me. Were I to angle my body in the same way as hers that is exactly what my side would look like. No photoshop necessary. I don't deny that this in particular is photoshopped, but if it is, its not nearly as dramatic as it looks.

And people think atheists are annoying and autistically pedantic. Can't imagine where someone might get that idea.

Pfft! Neither Dallas nor Houston, but Austin!

I could totally get behind this idea. And then when you turn 18 your juvenile internet records are sealed so that grown-up you can't be linked to the stupid shit that teenaged you said. Everybody wins!

2 year old sister fell 1 foot out of her bed onto her bedroom floor. Broke her collar bone.

My dad busted his on a bicycle years back. Do collarbones do anything but break?

*Racing dirt bikes on my buddy's dirt track out on his farm*

Isn't this just isometrics?