Probably because you and the bar patrons were only looking for the OBVIOUS brain injuries that happened during that game. The 300+ other lesser concussions that happened in that game (that will still lead to long term brain damage were also ignored by both you and the officials). This was appropriate, everyone is…

But why? They did football correctly. Just based off of the primary lineup and the majority of players on the field - the object of the game is to use excessive mass and inertia to cause other people to fall on ground - wiry skinny people aren’t allowed to “cheat” by “holding” or “striking”. The game is an outlet for…

Could you clarify which company’s financial model exists on “non-existent bullshit” and is undeserving of money as a result? Concerned 3D artist here wanting to know what I’ve spent years NOT creating.

I think the more relevant sign that she’s not in a mentally good state is that she simultaneously is saying “I don’t care” about her attention-getting act...AND posting it to social media.

Don’t give up, just remember that not all police departments are created equally. Look around, widen the geographical search.

I think important thing that endears this movie to the audience that was nearly identical in Robocop - there was a lot of commercialism tied into both films. Both movies actually had fully crafted fake tv ads that were ridiculously preposterous and silly. There’s a definite “Idiocracy” type of vibe in all these films.

It really holds up in a similar way to Seinfeld and Sunny in Philadelphia - just making way too much ado over nothing of importance whatsoever. The Soup Nazi reminds me a lot of this - people are treating the availability of their favorite soup with passionate and outrageous acts of betrayal. It’s very similar to the…

I think it’s a really funny mark on the staff who they leave in grey or not. There’s areas of Kinja that allow open discussion, and areas that simply get reactive if the story happens to be too volatile of a topic. I’ll let the authors figure things out in their own sweet time while the vast majority of people ignore…

Police Sniper seems like the best job in all these videos. Maybe once a year he gets called out to take aim at a hostage taker from high on a nice safe roof. I bet the rest of the time he’s just sitting in the police basement polishing his rifle and muttering about shot groupings.

Have you seen Johnny Depp lately? He’s only got one look now, the “filthy” one.

Yeah, I was about to log on just to say - isn’t Miley Cyrus + Terry Richardson = completely redundant?

It’s weird isn’t it? Foxtrot Alpha is like the Kinja “safe space” for thoughts and opinions of varying perspectives. There’s more than enough areas on Kinja where discussion is limited to varying degrees of agreement and posting the same “that’s not how it works” meme or some abused gifs.

I’ll take any giant creatures all day. The Legendary Bloatfly by the satellites dishes though...what the hell!?!?!? I died TWICE to that little thing IN POWER ARMOR!!! I don’t even know how I died, I just got all green and then bam I’m dead. I had to kill it with a winning sniper shot from a distance since he’s…

Having seen a bone stock version of this vehicle, I’m having trouble actually criticizing these modifications. The car is so tasteless and crass in convertible form, the only aesthetic option left is to just continue with that theme until no one can reasonably identify exactly how ugly the convertible SUV is on its…

I don’t understand why a lawyer isn’t involved at this point. $10,000 in property was stolen and sold, there was no lack of communication, this was felony grand theft by UPS. The last UPS location that had the engine needs to have a top down interrogation by the police to determine who declared the label “fallen off”…

I’m kind of of the view that kids should be told that they look “just fine” and that there is “nothing wrong with them”. If they want to know about beauty, they need to learn that it’s in the eye of the beholder, and move on to other more important topics. They need to learn the rather peculiar lesson that many adults…

Interesting, I’ve never heard of the Gaever M/95.

Oh I still think it’s still too early to call. Carson is only 2-3 more gaffes from being eliminated and he’s more gaffes than he is “zingers” like Trump. Trump simply needs to keep his speeches shorter. I don’t know who could reliably entertain a crowd of right wing nutters for 3 solid hours other than Glenn…

Have you tried out those color-blindness curing glasses?

No, I own 50 Porsches, 1000 Ferraris, I’m 7 foot tall, a Scientist with a PHD in every discipline therefore I win. Jesus dude, get some class.