That giant rubber cock sword is hillarious!

Well, that was a douchebag maneuver...

I wish Jon Favreau would shut up so I could hear this guy talk....

This is a continual thing with contributors.. I'm sure you could go over the whole Gawker media ring, and find countless grammatical errors.

Ahhhhhahahahahahha... Greatest analogy ever. You brought a tear to my eye from laughing so hard.

Do folks with epilepsy seriously take that risk of even trying to play a video game? I would figure no, but I really don't know. I was just curious.

Capcom... They never really F around.

Why yes, I do want a dog killer on the copy of Madden 2012. I'm looking forward to doing all the kill—- oh wait, this is a football game right?

Someone should tell the real Yakuza... I'm sure his stupidity could be punished in one way or another..

Dear io9,

If they're doing a N64 revival, they should do Killer Instinct. Just saying... That game was bloody fun!

AAaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahha...!!... That was pretty good...

Super excited for this! Avatar is one of the rare North American toons that has excellent writing and animation.. Love it!

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Motherf*ckers.... How am I suppose to get a new Geometry Wars now?

I'm still not convinced that this movie will be watchable... What? When Prof X becomes a crip he loses his hair? I would like to know who will actually watch this and why? Convince me...

I'm going to go with Sarah Jessica Parker as the leader of the horse-human tribe...

Here's a morning spoiler... the website redesign... lol.

I smell war!!