No, the irrational go-to for hating SUVs is the Hummer H2.

Not if that minivan is more van than mini. A current Sienna has a huge footprint compared to something like an Equinox. That Equinox is a foot shorter when parallel parking, and 5 inches narrower when pulling into a space.

Go put a infant carrier in and out of it’s center-rear base for an Accord vs a CR-V 100 times and let us know which is better on your back. I guarantee the larger door, higher hip point, and extra headroom makes it a lot easier in the CR-V.

Audi Avants!

The vast majority of “SUV” are Forester-sized things, not Suburban-sized things. Compact-midsize wagons, which are the default for getting decent mileage and easy parking, while still carrying 4-5 people and their things.

He’s not trying hard enough.

Pretty sure you can with dad straddling the bike, mom rear pillon, and both kids on the seat... Tight, and that crash is definitely worse than this.

Exactly. Might as well just keep the gun between the mattress and box spring...

No, you can exercise every day. But you can’t exercise the same muscles every day. You can do arms one day, and legs the next, giving your arms time to recover. Or you can bench one day, and curl the next, always skipping legs for the ultimate prison bod.

extreme exertion can cause muscle cells to explore

I was hoping her life would be ruined. She assaulted a student journalist on campus exercising 1st Amendment rights that she should have been teaching and respecting. I can’t square that with her possibly continuing to work as a professor of communications.

Gorgonzola, perhaps? Yum!

She definitely should be work again. Just not as a Professor of Communications. I understand McDonalds and Wal-Mart are both hiring in her area.

The only thing that would make this outrageously creepy is if the mannequins were modeled after people he knew...

You can buy your hair! You can fix your nose! You can buy all the makeup they can make!

She probably was, which is why he kept adding more of them to the pile. A dysfunctional relationship to be sure.

You know, it’s entirely possible he was making these fucking things every time she pissed him off.

What if they were summoned by the devil herself?

The wider base is also helpful when starting, but you should be able to narrow it up over time. The key thing is having a really strong core. Widening the base and bracing your arm are both crutches to make up for a lack of core strength to stabilize your body. Also, you need to minimize arm flare - keep your elbow in…

Pretty sure there were hookers in the deal.