Nooo.... We love you! :(

OMG, what a horrible way to go.

It totally counts! And congrats!

Rental Car Deathmatch?

Was it half as good as Days of Thunder?

OMFG. This is, by far, the stupidest thing Jalop has ever posted.

“Fake” or not, it’s stupid and irresponsible.

And if you’re going to pretend, at least pretend to be hardcore with bleach. Or liquid drano.

Exactly. Be grownups. Also...

if someone truly wants to end their life they will.

That guy needs to be straight with her, let her know that she’s making him miserable, and that the whole thing is unhealthy. He needs to set a clock and get out so he can live.

If she can’t handle that, it’s not his fault. If she’s going to kill herself, there is nothing he can really do about it.

You should have those score paddles on each nightstand! With the banter of Bruno and Paula! “NINE!” “I love you, but six.”

If cuddling is a problem, he needs to learn to hug and roll...

OK, the way they high five, that makes me want to do that after a particularly vigorous session!

“fucking” is way preferable to “making love”, but not as good as “doin’ it”!

That’s good, because a lot of women have sharp-toothed pussy trolls, and you don’t want one of them to bite your dick off if it’s still in there!

And that HamNo fuck???

It’d be way better if they talked to their BFs like they talk to their cats.

Now, who wants some snuggy-wuggy wif mommy?

God fucking dammit, I thought the guy was supposed to announce “Boom! goes the dynamite!”...

These are Senators and Representatives, men of substance; they do not recognize non-states like fucking DC or Puerto Rico, but instead make it a point to shit all over them all the time. Though scatplay with all of the non-states might actually be a thing...

Definitely not. That’s why it’s a game on the hill to do all 50 states.

Good point. I think one might add food service to that category. Seems like a lot of fuckin’ goin’ on in that industry.

Nice call there. All I could tell was that it was a FWD-based Haldex “AWD” in name only - the rebar rear half-shafts was the giveaway for me!