#humblebrag?

congrats?

On the plus side, if you were to ever move back to your hometown, the appreciation alone easily covers a comparably-sized home.

Those “baristas” will be replaced by iPads and a mixing machine.

OK, thanks.

Two words:

Fuck Nike.

Find distributors in the Netherlands? I understand the’ve got a pretty decent port there...

Yeah, but they’d lose out on testing “Michigan Lefts”...

You need better friends than that motherfucker who tried to get you killed.

Try very warm water, at least 90F, preferably 100F (but <105F), and the cat will tolerate bathing a lot better, simply because it won’t be literally sucking the heat out of them.

Major language points for “tatterdemalion”!

So tender! Especially if it’s only been milk fed!

I’m kinda skeptical.

That is the most feminine wallet I have seen on the site.

Musk is one of the few people I would love see going to Federal Prison for securities frauds.

He’s such a little bitch.

I’m so sorry.

Without solid proof of cheating, that’s a very dangerous accusation to make.

For all they knew, VW was compliant via a legalistic interpretation, or that VW had a proprietary technology / know-how to make it work.

I don’t fault the other OEMs in the slightest. It’s not their job to police other OEMs.

Looks good as a contrast against color. Like it.

I hope she has a late 90s Volvo like I had... Fucking POS, that car.

Everybody does 0% for top-rated customers. That’s not special.