I’d expect this shit in the West Village, but the UES? WTF?

HAYABUSA, muthafucka!

Sorry, but for that kind of money, I want a bespoke Sprinter.

Yeah, and I understand that ze Germans are not so happy about it.

Correct. The GM bailout wasn’t for GM. It was for the UAW. If not for the bailout, the UAW and their members would have lost nearly everything.

Kind of like a dragstrip?

First, he failed to check with with a digital tire pressure gauge.

If you are to be the king of Zamunda, then yes, sow those oats!

I’d vote for that.

She’s no Cicciolina, but she might as well be for Puritan America.

I’ve seen, and still see, the occasional Fisker Karma running around SoCal. It’s pretty enough, although I think it uses space terribly, and the long-nose design really demands a V12.

Plan to take the buyout, which removes the headache of dealing with the problem.

You’re getting a guaranteed buyer.

There is no possible fix that keeps 100% of the unfixed performance.

Buyback. If I owned one, I’d want the buyback. Any fix is going to reduce power and/or emissions and/or performance. I don’t want a crippled car.

Actually Prius is your answer.

As a proportion of the number of cars sold, it’s astronomical.

It’s only a matter of time before a child or old person is killed by Tesla autopilot / summon.

I’m not sure one could actually out-drag a Viper

Pretty much.

Ahh... I had no idea about that. If only technology existed for people to attach binaries...