Or, go Asian.

Artists should suffer for their art, right? That’s the theme.

Pippa’s kinda cute.

Dude, he comes from a long line of inbreds. In America, it’s not cool to make fun of retards, so maybe you stop, OK?

Sheet of glass? Weaksauce.

I see wet sweat on his clothes, so it’s not an actual desert.

You didn’t have to go to the GC for that. It was 115 here in SoCal the past weekend...

The only measures that matter are GAAP, which show Tesla losing money every year.

HamNo must be losing his mind over this.

OTOH, it must be nice to have this kind of money to put Air Force One to shame.

The Volt is the top selling plugin in the US.

As above, the laptop cells are a footnote to history. But hey, when you only have a hammer...

Yes. The 1st gen Nissan CVT is not reliable compared to most alternatives.

The Volt has sold well enough, and there is no reason to think the Bolt won’t sell well enough. Releasing this calendar year as a 2017, the Bolt will beat the Model 3 to market by at least a year, probably quite a bit more. And it’s not like LG Chem doesn’t produce packs for roughly another dozen BEV / PHEV / EREV…

That relies upon 2 very strange assumptions:

Wait, the guy’s not paying me $2500 to take that POS off his hands? CP!

The best is that David actually paid Tav for the Honda. And Tav sold it to him as a “friend”. That’s what kills me.

Do you drive a Mitsubishi? Or a CVT Nissan?

Yeah, I’d definitely take a RX for “free”. I’m sure I could make $500 just flipping it.

Take David’s Honda for “free”, and have him throw the parts in the trunk. Not a penny, but you’ll have to DD it and wrench it back to running for the next year... And share it with us.

It’ll be the cheapest, best writing Jalop could possibly get.

My grandma had a cherry Old Cutlass coupe. Pre-Carter, pre-smog. Garaged and spotless. Literally weekly groceries around the corner. Never saw rain or snow or salt. Oh, how I lusted for that car...

She gave it to my cousin. :(

How the fuck does this list not include that POS thing that’s being given away to some poor bastard?