Imagine if he’d wrapped them all in Burberry plaid.

Google for “Peter Thiel gay” - that homo’s easy to find

Instead, the male frog grabs onto the limbs of the female and covers her back in sperm. As she lays her eggs the sperm drips down, fertilizing them.

Extra innings would be a lot more fun, if, after the 9th, they had to progressively pull a player. So the 10th, they’re dropping the shortstop. 11th? Put the SS back in, but pull 2nd and 3rd. 12th? You’re losing an outfielder. And so on.

This is why monogamy is great - so you don’t have to wrap it.

I think it’s good that you guys talked and he moved the alcohol to the car.

But really, I think you need to level with him and tell him that you simply cannot be around alcohol. At all.

How about you video her when she’s doing something fucking stupid, and then show it to her the next day, so she can see for herself what she’s like, and then decide if that’s how she wants to treat people.

Be strong. Stay strong.

If you are a person who drinks in rarely and/or in moderation, you probably don’t ever reach blackout levels. You get sick and decide, “that sucks, I’m not drinking that much again”. And you actually don’t. You dial it back and drink responsibily, like you’re supposed to.

Blackouts sound awful. I’m sorry.

One of the nice things is that we get to decide who we want to be, and can take those steps to be that person. If you don’t want sobriety to define you, any more than drinking might have defined you, then let it be so. Find something else to do in the space of not drinking. If you decide you want to be healthier, you…

FWIW, 1 inch == 2.541 centimeters, exactly.

So, the mini-McDonald’s employees are actually the best compensated workers within the 4 walls of a Wal-Mart? Good to know!

Looks like we’ve got some serious contenders in the 2016 Batshit Babes competition. I give the one on the left above average odds to win it all.

On a serious note, I hope they are denied bail - that’ll wipe the smiles off their faces.

Sorry. Perhaps this picture will help?

That’s nice, but if we’re talking rear-engined Lego cars, for 3 figures, save your pennies for the good one:

That rear seat reminder is a good idea. Should probably add to all minivans.

More like “it was very humid”...

Wait, she’s a ‘Bama fan?

Maybe he blackmailed someone. Or slept his way to the Top.

What, you don’t think that ginger fuck can take criticism well? Whatever gave you that idea?