Justice League: Superfriends

So you’re going to put your finger up it’s ass?

Nah. I love the stories that start out “I turned off TC and DSC...” those are always the best.

Nope. He even held it landscape. Props to the video guy.

Yes, it is. In the vast majority of states, that left lane is a designated passing late, and dawdling there is a violation of the law. So is impeding traffic. The Nissan driver deserves to have the book thrown at him.

Exactly. The laws of physics prevail.

If you are in a sports car, and some dickhead in a pickup is after you, use your speed and GTFO.

A “free” car from the guy who sold that money pit of a “winter beater” to David Tracy?

Can you pick it up if it’s pinning your leg to the ground?

Ideally, we don’t have asshole “friends”...

It’s a good thing he’s 63, because it’s only like another 10-15 years he’ll have to give up masturbation. Imagine if he were 23 and had to give it up for the rest of his life...

The pain of a crushed leg helps keep you awake.

How about we lay that 730-lb bike on top of your leg and see how that goes? There is a big difference in leverage when you are standing and can maneuver, vs when you have your leg pinned under it and can only use your arms to free yourself. Oh yeah, we’re also crushing your leg, so it’s gonna hurt like a motherfucker…

Around campus, all you need to worry about is idiots running red lights and blowing through stop signs - the number 1 way that pedestrians die.

As a guy with kids, you should drive a car, not a motorcycle.

Bro, do you even lift?

Isn’t picking up your bike one of the first things you are taught to do?

Yeah, it’s simply gorgeous how everything flows. I bought the press kit off eBay.

OK, it looks like people are listing things in the 9- to 10-figure range. If that’s the case, I’m going with my favorite concept of the past few decades:

But, but, the i8 is actually a direct development of the successive Vision EfficientDynamics concept

I think we’ll get something similar to the Avenir sedan - as the next LaCrosse.