I’ll be honest, that’s the weirdest regional-dialect-specific version of “Duck Duck Goose” I’ve ever heard of.

Saban: What’s the play?

Your city is doing something wrong if the highlight of being there is trophies from a sport.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

I was sitting two rows behind this, you can see my fleece in the video. It was amazing. It just landed in the cup and spun around like a golf ball. And then she slammed the beer. Another special Wrigley Moment™.

I’m not sure if Ball is “in there” yet but I’m sure that we’ll here all about it eventually, Ball don’t lie.

Bulleit Rye makes an excellent Manhattan.

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

Personally, I would vote for the one of Alison Williams getting her ass eaten.

So which is the Cardinal way? Fatal DUI, or just DUI?

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

That picture on the wiki for "St Louis Pizza" should be admitted as evidence during the war crimes trial, good lord.

Damn, I was just assuming CT and Mass would have the same ass-backwards liquor laws, but you guys really take the cake.

Well anyways, if you ever want to take an awesome vacation that doubles as a beer aficionado's sabbatical, get on up to Jackson, WY.

The amount of breweries up in the Idaho / WY area that make…

Thanks for the tip on Snake River, I'd love to get a Wyoming brewery in here. But no, I can't order beer from out of state. It's simply not legal where I live, you see. Out of state stores are not allowed to process my order. If you type in a Massachusetts address, you get an error message.

You can order beer from out of state. Which brings up a brewery you should try.

Snake River Brewing Company out of Jackson WY. Makes some absolutely incredible beers, and through their website you can have them ship you a twelve pack, since they aren't really stocked too far outside of WY.

Their Pako's Eye-PA is a…

D Rose's knee, Josh Hamilton's disciplinary problems, Eric Lindros being a dick....

He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.