My ASMR is going bonkers. I think the lack of audio helps, but it would be interesting to know what it sounds like.

Lemon Party!

I haven't seen the NSX on here. Though it would be one of the first listed!

The Jaguar S-Type was made for that.

Coder: "We've been in crunch time so long, I've forgotten how breasts work... They're like bags of sand, right? I think I heard that somewhere"

Again, it's not a reinvented midsize truck. That would be, I don't know, something that's got the bed up front and spheroid wheels. The Colorado is a pretty straightforward take on a not-colossally-huge truck, and the design seems well-considered and useful. It's a double-cab, with no mention of a single-cab variant…

You do realize that hating people because they're from a state is just as dumb as hating them for their color/sexual orientation/gender/brony status, right? Sadly, (like in most of the US) people vote based on whatever tribe they've picked. Texans love their guns, and lack of taxes. That leads to voting for the…

Such beauty

Except if you knew anything about Texas, other than the tired cliche bullshit that TV makes fun of, you'd know this is the norm. The minority is the caricature. 95% of us just want to live our lives peacefully, and allow others to do the same. Come visit sometime, but please leave shortly thereafter, as I'd rather not…

Yeah! Give Zelda a beard, and a child sidekick. Also there are Zombies, but instead of being slow, they're invisible!

Why would you want to see a boy in a bikini?! Typical internet predator huh? I bet you'd like to see Zelda swinging a dildobat too!

You kids with your impatience, lack of reading comprehension, short-sightedness, self centered, self absorbed sense of entitlements. You're so wacky!

April 1st, 2014: Matt and Trey reveal the longest, most horrible april fool's joke in history. There was never a game to begin with... :(

Damn! Beat me to it.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

While I would never suggest trashcanwiches aren't delicious in real life, I find the amount of money people throw in trash cans to be pretty wasteful, especially considering the economy issues of Rapture.

Mr. Pincus, can I call you Mark? No? Ok... Mr. Pincus, perhaps the reason you are bored with games is that the company you founded makes the same tripe over and over again. The same big eyed, small bodied, overly-happy slaves perform their tasks. If they perform enough tasks, they can earn newer tasks! More expensive…

That's a Munsoned up way to die...

Are you ever right about anything??