"We posted a list of films in years past that wowed the Hall H crowds and bombed at the box office here."

@Occula: Agreed. I'll take an order of that to go, please.

@Hotscot: I don't wanna know what they do with the hamster to merit an R rating.

@omgwtflolbbqbye: It should be noted that in the page immediately before this one she permanently blinds herself with the venom of Medousa's serpent hair so she can't be forced to look at Medousa's face. Seriously bad ass.

Sam's underwear is made by Personal Garments Factory 13. That's right, gentlemen — when your shorts need to resist alternate-universe cutting torches that go through leather like a machete through Jell-O, you want 'em PG-13 tough.

It would look a LOT like Meredith Ann Pierce's Darkangel trilogy, which blew my mind when I read them back in the 1980s. I think it's not apparent that they take place in Earth's distant future until the second or even third book. YA, but I bet they'd hold up pretty well. Hmm. Which box are they in...?

@Belabras: That's more of a thong really, but your point stands.

@andrewnorman11: ...and I cannot lie.

He's not killing the evil exes! He's defeating them. And they, um... go... somewhere...

@aak7268: They do have the Rrrrrr Scowl down nicely, though.

No. 6: "The evil Beast Monster"? Seriously?

@arionfrost: The catch there is that their sparkly carapaces would defeat the whole "dark spot among the reflected photons" part.