Have you seen this video of Titus literally singing Ursula??? I vote for him.

Only Chrissy Teigan, I’m sure.

This is Ryan Adams, not Bryan Adams.

Absolutely. Euge and her sister (and mother) sometimes (often) struggle with fashion choices. But hats off to her and the style team for putting together a great look for Eugenie’s Big Day. Great tiara--my my that’s a big emerald! (stolen from India?) Great, if traditional, dress that photographs really well from the…

Y’all...I can’t stop looking at the different skin colors of her hand vs her face.

Naomi and Cara would look fabulous in trash bags. Gonna give a shout out to the bride and say I love she went full on princess dress since she’s a god damn princess.

Charlotte is thinking: “All I have to do is stand here and wave and smirk and those fools go crazy”.

And look at Lila Moss, all grown up!

When my son was 2, he would say creepy things like that, too.

Thank you! I have, and I have a very supportive extended family. We are doing better than I ever thought we could. It’s amaxing what you can handle.

So sorry for what you have been through! I hope you got counseling. Please take care of yourself.

I know. That’s patriarchy for you, the devil just offers you new lips for your eternal soul and you don’t even negotiate. Come on ladies! Know your worth!

What did you see in the cradle?!

Thank goodness for whatever called out to your Amma, and the woman herself.

Best story. Most real. What a lovely Amma. Hugs to you.

I have nothing profound to say, but just wanted to send Internet hugs your way.

This happened to my husband when we were camping once. He sat bolt-fucking upright in the middle of the night and started just brutalizing the side of the tent with his fists. All he said the next morning was that “something” was out there. We still laugh about it...kind of.

I was just involved in a weeks-long war of attrition with a giant Spider Bro. He kept turning up in the creepiest places and worst times, but the final straw was when I was washing my face, look up in the mirror, and like a god damn horror movie he was on the door right fucking behind me. Got the vacuum and ended him…

I’ve posted this before, under an old burner, but figured I can post again to lighten things up.

Yes, I do. But I believe that turned out to be a fake story. It has supposedly been told many times with a few changes here and there.