That’s what Hugh Grant’s character did in About a Boy! And since I saw it in a movie, it must be totally possible!

This is the set-up for About A Boy

Mercury poisoning really could explain a lot about Ms. Carey.

Two things, eh?

...... Cici and Russ are dangerously close to Doin the Most and Real Extra territory.

I suck up ANYTHING anti-Scientology like a 50-cent whore.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS SERIES!!!

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Okay, but can reporting on this story PLEASE emphasize that the camp is located on unceded treaty land? Not only are they being ordered to leave, but they’re being ordered to leave land that actually belongs to them.

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

Considering Mophie is the only correct answer, you’re not wrong.

Since this is a Dirtbag, may I present a Dirtbag Extraordinaire

I’m not crazy about Sansa but Sophie seems really cool and I like her. She definitely seems way too good for him. I don’t understand how he gets such babes. He must be super charming.

Sometimes I picture him sadly putting on his little engineer cap as he switches on his electric train set and whispers, “It’s just the two of us again, Mr. Locomotive.”

Just FYI, Locomotive Jones is a long-time Gawker troll who infested Jezebel after Gawker got shut down. He occasionally manages to sound fairly rational, when he’s not doing things like posting pictures of women at Clinton rallies and rating the ones hot enough for him to rape, but not engaging and/or dismissing is…

Yeah his casting took the wind out of my sails for those movies.

Can we all organize and write to JK Rowling to stop supporting Johnny Depp?! He should not be featured in the HP universe! For those that don’t know he had an unadvertised cameo in Fantastic Beasts, which will likely last through the next 4 movies. I know I wouldn’t have seen the movie if I had known he was in it, and…

Hot take: my beloved Sansa Stark is too good for that Jonas person.

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!